THOU SHALT NOT LOOK OUT FOR NEXT BIG THINGS

Nor shalt thou backlash against a band simply for being called the Next Big Thing (see my Klaxons review today on Pitchfork). THESE "THINGS" JUST HAPPEN.

...Dudes, MTV totally mismarketed "electronica." Why wait until 1997? Thereby blowing their chance to sell a second second summer of love to stateside music fannies who mostly still don't know such a thing took place the first second time. Or they could've at least waited until 1998 to blow up Keith Flint-- diamond anniversary! On somebody's damn chain.

Instead all I got is this "lousy" Amp comp. Ya dig?


Truckasaurus: Angels Sound Like Bottle Rockets (link)
Guess here the only thing that ain't blue is the sky.


Neon Neon: Trick for Treat (link)
Guess again, Richard the Turd.